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I wonder if fat mermaids exist.
Yes! I think they would C: Your weight doesn’t necessarily have to do with how much or how good you are at swimming, and I’m pretty sure mermaids would also follow this trend.
Yeah but how much or how often one swims would definitely have something to do with weight. If it was a particularly inactive mermaid, maybe, but then wtf would an inactive mermaid be doing all day?
Idk, when I was on swim team there were a couple of the kids that swam a lot, pretty much 2-3 hours of everyday and they were still not traditionally skinny. I suppose it could also depend on what region of the world they were in? Like, if they lived in particularly cold climates I would imagine that a layer of blubber would develop in order to keep them from freezing.
There are plenty of fat athletes, it just depends on where your natural setpoint is.
And let’s not forget some of the most badass athletes there are
mother fucking Sumo wrestlers.
So a fat mermaid is completely possible, she’d be a fat athlete, just like the scores of current fat athletes.
Only slightly related - in Alaska I went to a pizza place called the Fat Mermaid. It was great as heck.
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